Thursday, May 25, 2006
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engageds the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "hello" Woman: Honey, it's me, are you at the club Man: Yes Woman: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000, is it okay if I buy it? Man: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked Man: How much? Woman: $90,000 Man: Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options Woman: Great!!!! Oh and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market, they're asking $950,000. Man: Well go ahead and offer them $900,000, they will probably take it, if not, we can go the extra 50 thousand, it's really a pretty good price Woman: Okay I'll see you later!!!! I Love you so much Man: Bye, I love you too The man hangs up, the other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"