Hope you all have a great JULY 4th
ONLY IN America can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries AND a DIET coke.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open, and then chain the pencil to the counter.
Only in America do we leave cars worth tens of thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we use voice mail to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.